i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
What is a homestuck? is it a kind of steak you cook at home? Dont cook at home, come eat with us, our steaks are better than your homestuck ones!
Jennifer Lawrence photographed by Theo Wenner
Guess who’s coming back to Futurama — and who’s providing his voice?
oh so Futurama is just taking a huge shit all over everything that made it great now? that’s what we’re doing? ok
damn, an alcoholic talking dog voiced by seth macfarlane
where did they come up with that????
I was having a NICE DAY
is this a joke? is this a terrible joke? is this a terrible joke