artchipel:

Christopher Boffoli - Big appetites | Egg Crack Crew

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

longhornsteakhouse:

What is a homestuck? is it a kind of steak you cook at home? Dont cook at home, come eat with us, our steaks are better than your homestuck ones!

Mads Mikkelsen for GQ (July 2013)

flower

lana del rey has a reall y nice nose im jealous

suicideblonde:

Jennifer Lawrence photographed by Theo Wenner

*thinks about the first 4 seasons of futurama and cries*

IM SO MAD

tapdancers:

itsvondell:

liamdryden:

adamusprime:

effington:

entertainmentweekly:

Guess who’s coming back to Futurama — and who’s providing his voice?

oh so Futurama is just taking a huge shit all over everything that made it great now? that’s what we’re doing? ok

damn, an alcoholic talking dog voiced by seth macfarlane

where did they come up with that????

I was having a NICE DAY

is this a joke? is this a terrible joke? is this a terrible joke

fuck