there was a point in my life where i drank nothing but disaronno liqueur for like 6 months i think i have returned to that place it’s SO GOOD
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
im sharpening my eyebrow pencil with an x-acto knife and not only is it actually very effective its makin me feel so badass
ouch i was doing superman holds without mat and now i have a rug burn directly on my hipbone :/
I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
i’ve been doing homework since i got home aka i’ve been on neopets and reading peralta/santiago fanfiction this is my life now
guess who’s done midterms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
radpuppy replied to your post “the only nsfwish fic ive ever written was in like 10th grade and it…”
ok but what about ur warriors fic with leafclan and the green cat
excuse me it was called TREECLAN because they lived in a tree
today im writing my last midterm (adv. cell bio)!!!!!!!!! then it will be OVER